no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think my moral compass just broke
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