C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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