This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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