Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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