Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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