I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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