So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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