I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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