She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
tell me about the fingering
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