forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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