i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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