it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
