Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize