she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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