Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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