How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
