She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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