I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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