I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Shame - the story of my life.
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