dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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