Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
