You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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