im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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