ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
tell me about the fingering
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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