I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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