there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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