North Korea, Best Korea!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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