He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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its like you know when i get waxed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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