Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry morehouseman09 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

(1-703): View more from Virginia

where do you find these guys?

Fav 8 1561 4279
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.

Fav 130 15941 1634
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(251): View more from Alabama

you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account

Fav 20 5765 1597
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.

Fav 10 727 1608
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship

Fav 1 624 336
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT