real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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