Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sext me about skeletons
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His nipple licking is glorious
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