I'm going to jail i love you
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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