She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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