Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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