Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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