i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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