I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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