So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
this just has baby written all over it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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