I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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