I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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