can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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Wipe that smile off your face.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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