I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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