so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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