yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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