WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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