I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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