i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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