So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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