is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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