I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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