i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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