i think my tv is drunk
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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