just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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